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They've found what they think is an unexploded bomb down Rotherwas. As we speak, the hierarchy of the Police, the Firebrigade and God knows who else, are declaring the event a Major Incident which will mean a load of people keen to have fun because they've been on a Course, they will evacuate God only knows how many people, roads will be closed, the media will help create drama and tales of heroism, the bomb will be blown up and in about two months time there'll be a presentation at the Shirehall where they'll hand out medals and ribbons of glory to all those who helped save Rotherwas from the dreadful fate of getting blown up.

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Thank you old friend Ragwert. Sledge Hammer To Crack A Small Nut! My Grandfather, who fought in both the First and Second World Wars took a direct hit, twice, on the top of his head from one of these and he barely broke his stride whilst marching up Sword Beach.

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