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HRH the Earl of Wessex will be visiting South Wye tomorrow morning Friday 12th July 2013.

He will be visiting the Hereford Academy, Oval Information Centre, where he will be meeting ward councillors for Belmont, Hinton Centre and Kindle where he will be having lunch with South Wye pensioners before going on to Rotherwas before returning to London. he will arrive at the Oval at midday.

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Well I'd much rather they'd taken him to some rundown place. An area in the City steeped in misery, deprivation and bereft of any hope. Bloody High Town for example. Ten minutes pottering about there and he'd want to open a vein and demand a bloody cuddle from one of his entourage. Mind, if he cried, 'someone embrace me and give me solace', it'd be our Mayor who'd probably rush forward and give him a manly hug. Then of course it'd all kick off, Edward pleading, 'a wet wipe, a wet wipe, all I own for a wet wipe.

Who will rid me of this theatrical red blusher that the Mayor has rubbed on my face'.

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