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A baboon has resigned from UKIP following a fierce debate in the party over its future bananas policies. Nigel named after UKIPs charismatic leader “indicated he was leaving the party which, he alleged, has been taken over by a cartload of monkeys. The resignation follows revelations that two chimpanzees and an orang-utan had left the party amidst claims they had been fiddling their fyffes expenses and following remarks by a UKIP councillor that orang-utans should go back to Pongo-Pongo land. Labour and the Conservatives have denounced UKIPs attitude as racist while Nick Clegg has challenged Nigel to a televised debate. Many UKIP members were unaware that the party had a baboon as a member although the party believes that it has strong support from the great ape community. I saw Nigel the baboon- at our party conference once or twice, one man said, ‘but quite honestly he looked like any other party member. And he made a damned good speech on withdrawal from the EU. Other UKIP members were unfazed by Nigels resignation. Some of my best friends are baboons, said one UKIP Europe candidate, so I am not prejudiced against them, but there is only so much room in Whipsnade. The country just cant cope with a tsunami of marsupials from Africa. A UKIP spokesman dismissed as ‘slimy rumourmongering a report that two toads and a lizard had also left the party. And rumours that Nigel the baboon will defect to the Conservative party were strongly rebutted by a Conservative spokesman. No chance, he said. We have already got a baboon as Communities Secretary.

A man who voted for UKIP in Thursdays election because he said he feels like a stranger in his own country, is in fact just miserable bastard without any friends according to people who know him. Oh, Percy Williams? Everyone hates him, said neighbour Heather Smith. ˜We cross the road to avoid the racist s**t. I dont know about being a stranger in his own country, the bigoted bastard is a stranger in his own street. It is no wonder he thinks the country is full of foreigners. We all talk in a made-up a funny foreign-sounding language every time he comes near.

So very very easy to find yourself homeless.Happened to me quite some time ago and took me a long time to get back on my feet.

So no grass cutting in July or August

Well here it is,the list of where and when grass will be cut rea Due to be cut week commencing Ledbury 2 June, 17 and 25 August Kington 9 June, 1 September Weobley 9 June, 1 September Stretton Sugwas 9 June, 1 September Credenhill 9 June, 1 September Bromyard 16 June, 8 September Ross-on-Wye 23 and 30 June, 15 and 22 September Leominster 2 and 9 June, 14 and 21 July, 25 and 1 September Hereford north east 9 and 16 June, 1 and 8 September Hereford north 16 and 23 June, 8 and 15 September Hereford west 23 and 30 June, 15 and 22 September Hereford south 30 June, 7, 14 and 21 July, 22 and 29 September, 6 and 13 October

Where are the Wurzels

Noticed a problem during early and late rush hr.To me the lights in Blackfriars street are simply not needed. Guess we can add them to the turn the buggers off petition

This cutting the grass three times a year..When are they going to cut it the first time as it will soon be Christmas and they ain't cut one bloody blade of grass yet.

Should this petition be directed at Balfor Beatty?

Ahh.Found it,looks fun http://www.titantherobot.com/

Heard that there is some kind of robot down there tomorrow

Try the mex paella

Telford may well still be a town but the infrastructure i.e out of town shopping and leisure,businesses around it are immense and so is the amount of land available to build on. It also has around 170,000 residents in and around the area.

Question asked and response was they are looking into a suitable spot to put one in

I have learnt that apparently this is not an option because the. Library is a Listed Building and the Council are prevented from carrying out the required work It's a grade 2 listed building which means the interior can be changed but not the exterior.The phone box next to Orange tree is also grade 2 listed

Just this minute listening to dear old Jack Osborne on sky news talking with the same old school boy twadle.Labour have not taken the councils they wanted to because they have not changed,well look who's bloody talking Jack. Spinning the same old tripe that the Conservatives always do with quotes like."This is how we are going to respond to the vote.We're going to do what I believe the public wants us to do,listen,respond and deliver". Yeah right Jack,we believe you.

No different to most other Cities in the UK and I'm sure it cost me a £1 last time I was in London.

And we have more than our fair share of people who do

I'm pretty sure Belmont pools are privately owned by the Welsh club or did so a while back

Heard they are taking the one on the left

Website for tickets still not working

I went to the OLM earlier today and visited Nando's. Seriously good nosh and excellent customer service. Will try a bit of Mexican at Chimichangas on Saturday.

Toss pots the lot of em

Gas leaks I'm told are very hard to locate.They could of borrowed my Englands Glory location device if they asked

Why are they taking the new power cables up Hafod Road? The other team are already half way along the Lugg flats,surely it would be common sense to keep laying it along Ledbury Road.